just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
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2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
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No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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