I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
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She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Found the puke drawer
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
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Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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