Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
tonight lets celebrate not being married
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
Randomize
