I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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