physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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