She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
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Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
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I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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