i don't plan on having that self control this summer
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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