absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
