Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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