Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
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First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
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I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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