I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
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yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
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In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.