well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
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I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
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Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
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