scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
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The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
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He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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