Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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