If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
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i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
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It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
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