Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
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