So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
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Found the puke drawer
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
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Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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