yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
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Can I color on your dick again?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
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My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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