Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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