From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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