During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
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they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
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Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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