He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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