I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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