Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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