Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
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Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
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The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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