i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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