We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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