He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
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I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
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I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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