All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
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