Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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