Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
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Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
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It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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