Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
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Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
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It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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