you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
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That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
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SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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