I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
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should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
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I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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