He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
The ass gains better be worth it
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