Porn is love you can see.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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