no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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