today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
