her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
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they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I just got carded by a ten year old.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
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Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
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