It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
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Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
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This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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