There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
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I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
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It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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