walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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