chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
where are you?
Hypothermia
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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