i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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