okay pat passed out under dana's car
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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