it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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