Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
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during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
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I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
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