Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
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He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
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Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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