I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
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I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
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He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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