the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
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I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
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You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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