Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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