please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
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