Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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