You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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