Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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