Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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