I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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