So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
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Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
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I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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