i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
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i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
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For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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