so explain again why im purple
no
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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