Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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