on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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