Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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