What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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